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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices

that the VERY

handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.



She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question

to ask, but I

don't want to offend you.'







She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old

as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see

and hear

just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

say or ask that

I would find offensive.'







'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'







She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,

you have to be

single and #2, you must be Catholic.'







The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and

Catholic!'





'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'







The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a

hooker blush.





But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts

crying.





'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'







'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm

married and I'm Jewish.'







The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a

Halloween party.'

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Sinora
19:27 Nov 14 2008

lmao

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